Earlier this afternoon, a driver was shot and killed while waiting at a fast-food drive-through. Where could this have happened? South Central? Nope. DC? Nope. Baghdad? Nope. Where was it? Beaverton! Bland, boring Beaverton! That's right, Beaver "Chock Full of Car Dealerships and Strip Malls" Ton!

The shooting occurred at Mexicali Express, which is located a mere .7 mile Blog's office. The driver was killed and the passenger was injured. A short time later, the shooter turned himself into police.

Scary? Yes. Tragic? Of course. But does this mean Blog can finally bob his head to "Gangsta Gangsta " without remorse?