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Thursday, January 29, 2004
The sewing circle that is SNL
I received a copy of Live From New York for Christmas and it's a fun read, a regular kick in the pants...why, I'd go so far to call it a "hootenanny." If you're not familiar with the book, it's 600+ pages of former Saturday Night Live writers and cast members saying horrible things about one another. Only Belushi and Farley are above reproach. It's chock full of repulsive and funny anecdotes, among them, this gem from former head writer Fred Wolf:
-----If you have a sensitive stomach or brain, do yourself a favor and don't read this-----
"[Chris] Farley once stuck his out the window of the seventeenth floor of 30 Rock and took a shit. Another time, in front of twenty or twenty-five people in a very crowded writer's room - mixed company, women, men - Farley came in naked. He has his dick tucked between his legs and he was doing Jame Gum from Silence of the Lambs. He took a golf club and shoved it three inches up his ass, then pulled the club out and started licking it. "
Awww, magic moments the whole family can enjoy!