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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

 

Emails from beyond the realm of reality pt. 2

Blog is the propritor of a little something called Chevy Chase: Unauthorized! It's a shrine to a man who was once held the title of "Funniest Human Being Alive." Every once and a while, a truly interesting Chevy email arrives in the in box and demands not only an interesting response but to shared with the world...in a forum where the author is unlikely to know. Is this mean? Maybe. Is it funny? Hopefully. David Letterman does it so that makes it OK, right?

K writes:

To: webchevy@hotmail.com
Subject: chevy chase
Date: Sat, 10 Jan 2004 14:02:52 +0100

hello!

I heard that Chevy Chase died in a aeroplane which crashed during attacks at the World Trade Center . Another thing I heard is that he died in a aeroplane crash with his family is that true ?? Do you know anything about it?? Please write me back. I really would like to know if he's is alive or not. I love this guy his movies are great!!

Greetings,

-k


Response:

To: k
Subject: re: chevy chase
Date: Tues, 13 Jan 2004 11:018:21 +0100

K,

Thanks for your email. Is Chevy dead? Well, we must first ask ourselves this: Was Chevy ever actually alive? Could someone so talented and humorous actually be human? There's a good chance Chevy is a space alien or, more likely, a really funny cyborg. This begs the question, if Chevy is a robot, what sort of robot is he? Is his body designed like Robocop’s, with human organs and tissue combined with mechanical parts? Or is Chevy more like the Terminator- a standard cyborg covered in fake human skin? There's also the Gizmo Duck factor to consider.

But back to your question: was Chevy destroyed in the September 11th attacks? Well, maybe. There's the distinct possibility that the original, lost "ChevyBot" was replaced with a newer version but we'd never know it. If that's the case, the new ChevyBot is completely indistinguishable from the older model. Take a look at the alleged ChevyBot 2.0's recent appearances at his Friar’s Club Roast or on SNL. If it's a copy, it's a really good one.

We hope this answers your question(s).

-Chevy Chase: Unauthorized!


The website's hits have been down in recent months. It's probably because of behavior like this.

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