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Tuesday, January 20, 2004Don't believe their lies
There are NO pictures of adorable animals and/or robots on Blog. Blog's feedback area is completely and utterly free of these images. Do not believe the lies of Blog's enemies. Flog did not respond to an alleged puppy-bomb attack on his website with an aggressive, shock-and-awe campaign against Blog. The picture above? It isn't there. It's in your imagination. You are hallucinating it. The woman with the robot Does Not Exist. Blog's royal army of puppy-pictures will crush Flog. They will tear through his website like a pair of mighty Fischer-Price scissors through a piece of construction paper. He, along with the rest of Blog's enemies will cower like the capitalist heathens they are. Worry not. Blog is safe. Blog is protected. Allah, God, Buddha, L. Ron Hubbard and the chick that used to run the 24-Hour Church of Elvis are all on Blog's side. Together, they will stop this evil (yet, oh-so-cute) threat once and for all!
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