As promised last week, the conclusion to the earth-shattering (and seemingly endless) rumble has been chronicled over at Website. What you'll find is a 3,000 word epic with over 26 super-exciting pictures from The Worst Winter Storm in the History of Mankind. Here's an excerpt:

Only one car has passed since I began this journey.

"Help me Obi-Wan. Help me," I mutter, delirious.

Obi-Wan appears over a Toyota dealership.

"You will go to Dagobah. There you will meet Yoda, who will teach you in the ways of the Force."

"Ben?"

"BEN?!"

Did Blog survive the storm? Is he actually writing these entries from an internet cafe in purgatory? You'll have to read the article to find out.

Meanwhile, here's the final score. Despite (possibly) killing Blog, Blog is still blogging while snow isn't. That alone earns him 950,000 points The winner and Champion of the World is...

...BLOG!

Final score:

BLOG: 1,000,002
SNOW: 754,871