There comes in a time in every young man's life when it happens. For some, it happens early. For others, it comes late. There's countless factors involved and scientists are still baffled this unique right of passage.

I was in the Marathon Tavern when it happened to me. It came from across the room and from out of nowhere.

"Where's all the pussy at?"

It my table a full 10 seconds to realize that the question had been directed at us. These words came from an older gentlemen, in a white baseball cap, clearly quite inebriated.

Blog is now a man.

I can only think of one suitable response to this question:

"They keep it all in the back, stacked like shoeboxes."

This uncommon, arcane response threw him for a loop. It's sure to work for you, the next time you're presented with this enduring, timeless inquiry.