Blog is the neglectful proprietor of "Chevy Chase: Unauthorized!" a website devoted to the man himself. Every so often, an email is sent by someone not entirely familiar with the concept of "fan website" and convinced Blog is actually Chevy Chase. Here's one that arrived yesterday:

Hi Chevy:

This is a very strange question. I have a friend who would really love it if you would come and decorate her house. I told you this was crazy. But could you?

Thanks,

K

Is this earnest? Is it sarcasm? Given the context-less nature of email, who can tell? Here's what was written in response:

Dear K,

Sorry, but I no one associated with this site is actually Chevy Chase. As much as we wish we were, we aren't. While we'd love to coax him into decorating your friend's home, our mind control device, made mostly out of Pringles cans and old Transformer toys, is still in the testing phase. Once we get it working, we'll brainwash Chevy and send him your way.

Have yourself a merry little Xmas.

-Chevy Chase: Unauthorized.

Will K respond to this offer? Possibly. Stay tuned!