Right now, the conservative, middle-aged women in Blog's office are passing around a Swiss Colony catalog. They're awing over cheese and fudge logs. Maybe Blog dreamed it, but one of them just mentioned a gift basket that includes a chocolate Jonah inside a glass whale. Does such a thing actually exist? If does, shouldn't it consist of a chocolate whale with a nugget Jonah?

Outside, the Air Force is doing maneuvers overhead. Sonic booms are shaking the windows ever so slightly. The sun is shining. God bless America?

Sure.