That's right.

What you see above is a promotional image from the tentatively-titled "Where the Isotopes Play," a delightful romp for the whole family! This enchanting story will debut on Website just in time for Xmas!

It's going to rock your socks off.

Honest.

OK, fine. There's a good chance it will not, in fact, rock your socks off. Possibly a shoe, a single shoe, but it will not have the rocking capacity needed to fully, properly, rock your socks off.

Actually, at this rate, it could be St. Patrick's Day before "Where the Isotopes Play" debuts. The homecoming story still isn't posted. Stupid having to have a real-job that pays money instead of taking pictures and posting self-indulgent, rambling stories on the internet that doesn't pay squat all the live long day.

Hmmm...this is the sort of talk that starts Blogger wars. Blog should stop this business right now.

PS: Yes, that's a real cooling tower at a real nuclear power plant in the background. Yes, very exciting.