Kenny Nguyen has written a cookbook. Among the entries is the "Traditional English Breakfast AKA How to Take 10 Years Off Your Life." The receipe consists of six strips of bacon and four eggs placed between two pieces of grease-soaked bread (with the crusts cut off).

Despite its decidedly unappetizing title, the first installment of "Whisking with Chlamydia" is a brilliant work written by a brilliant mind. Blog only has one minor critique and that's the author's lament against Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. He describes it as "recycled cat shit" while everyone knows it's quite possibly the world's most perfect food. Kurt Cobain ate it with every meal...and was later driven to suicide by incurable stomach pains. Nevermind that! Mac n' Cheese is still the nectar of the gods.

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