Blog works in an office filled with televisions. One of these televisions is an HDTV that is required, by management, to remain on a channel called INHD. Right now INHD is airing "A Clockwork Orange." This office is filled with conservative, middle-aged women.

Blog wishes it could share pictures of their reactions to the "Milk Bar" nude statues but it's a logistical impossibility. Will one of them defy their superiors to switch the channel? Only time will tell and the "Singing in the Rain" scene is mere moments away.

One coworker just chimed in: "I haven't seen this movie since the '60s. I forgot how disturbing it is!"

Yes, you're right. It was originally released in 1971 but that's besides the point. This has to be a part of some sort of secret, psychological study. Is Blog paid enough to be a guinea pig? No, no Blog isn't.