...seems all but impossible on this Blogger thing. The links below will either lead you nowhere or send you back to this very page. I've wasted three hours (while at work, mind you) trying to figure this thing out. Desperate emails have been sent to Blogger over the past few days. So far all that's been returned is a cheery message telling me they've "received my message and will respond to it in a timely manner." There's a good chance Blog could become a nightmarish mess, the internet equivalent of the Winchester Mansion, with links that lead to nowhere.

If I spend a moment more fiddling with tedious FTP file extension, I may have to drive my coworker's Hulk Hands ("with incredible growling sound effects!") through this monitor. Hmm...this chair could also use some smashing. Maybe I should just cut to the chase.

BLOG SMASH!!!