These should have been posted yesterday. Sorry about that.
If you have no idea what this is all about, check out Monday's post.

The answers, as you will soon learn, are not what you may think.

1. b
2. c
3. a
4. d

Wait...the muscle bound jock is the screenwriter?! That's right. The Alibi lounge may or may not reside in a parallel universe where up is down, cats are dogs and irritating former classmates emerge from the shadows to shriek at you.

Don't worry if you flunked the Alibi Tiki Quiz. It's 10-15 times more difficult than the New York Times crossword and a thousand times tougher than the SAT.